I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed,
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I’m really tired & glad to go to bed

With Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer,
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper …the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes…

so have fun, think ‘good thoughts’ only,  learn to laugh at yourself, and ‘Count your blessings!!!!!!!


6 Responses

  1. I love Maxine. she is my role model.

  2. Boy isn\’t that the truth~! I love Maxine!

  3. Too funny…love the end of roll LOL!

  4. Love this..good laughs. And isn\’t that the truth about the roll of toilet paper!?

  5. Are you doing this yourself? Johnny Walker to keep you companylol!

  6. stopping by in case you had blogged. 🙂

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